Archive for February, 2006

They Used to be Teammates

Posted in Uncategorized on February 24, 2006 by cmsplog

After watching Isiah Thomas proceed to screw his franchise over once again with an undersized shoot-first point guard in Steve “I ain’t playing for no Canadian team” Francis, I decided to pop in a little game of Tecmo NBA Basketball, circa 1991 via the original 8-bit Nintendo Entertainment System. Back then the starting backcourt for your Detroit Pistons was Isaiah Thomas and Joe Dumars. They won back-to-back titles in 88-89 and 89-90 (although the 88-89 title was helped by injuries to Magic Johnson and Byron Scott, while the 89-90 was legit, although beating the Trail Blazers is considered questionable, LOL), and the calling card of that team was their defense. Watching the Knicks on NBA Full Court Wednesday night, even taking into consideration the fact the team must have been in shock from losing Trevor Ariza and Penny Hardaway (I hear Anfernee is Swahili for flame-out), they don’t play defense. At all. In any form. Not even a half-ass zone. Nothing! Either Larry Brown is too busy adjusting his catheter or Isaiah has put together a team of runners and gunners that fit Larry Brown’s scheme as much as “Joey” fit into the NBC Thrusday night comedy block. Yet, Dumars only blackeye since taking over the Pistons was drafting Darko. Where was the fork in the road for these two great former players? Why did Dumars take the smart road, while Isaiah, in the words of Bugs Bunny, took a left at Albuquerque? Let’s find out.

When Isaiah Thomas left his playing career behind in 1994, he took over the expansion Toronto Raptors as part owner and executive VP. He was basically in charge of personnel for the roster and the coaching staff. Although he drafted some excellent players, including 1995 Rookie of the Year Damon Studamire, Marcus Camby, and Tracy McGrady, supposedly problems within the organization led Thomas to resign in 1998, but if you look at his history in that organization, you see a pattern beginning. Zeke is great at picking out young players, but can’t seem to get out of his own way in acquiring veteran’s. He likes to spend money, and even bankrupted the CBA when he was the owner from 1998 to 2000(it has since folded). So it makes you wonder if he left Toronto because he wanted to spend money that wasn’t there? After getting fired by Larry Bird in 2003 (I call it karma, you can call it something else), Isaiah waited around and finally got the call in December 2003. He was replacing Scott Layden in New York.

When Thomas took over the Knicks, the team had fallen mightily since it’s 98-99 Finals appearance against San Antonio. Layden had basically filled the roster up with guys from Utah (Keith Van Horn), and had taken any aspect of excitement and athleticism out of the team. They were boring. They were bad. When Thomas took over, it didn’t take him long to make a splash, trading for Stephon Marbury, hiring Lenny Wilkens as the head coach, and ending up on the front page of ESPN the Magazine three weeks later. The Knicks made it into the 8th seed of the playoffs that year, but got swept by the Nets in 4 games. Since then, Thomas has taken on bad contract after bad contract, including last year’s genius moves of bringing in Maurice Taylor and Malik Rose, both of whom are only 6 9′ and played a position that was already held by Kurt Thomas. Thomas believes that letting a player’s contract expire without trading him first is blasphemy, as evidenced by the recent trade of Penny Hardaway’s 15 million dollar expiring deal for Francis, who has 3 years left on the deal at about 15 mill a year. Top that off with questionable free agent signings of Isaac Austin,errr Jerome James and Jamal Crawford, and now the Knicks are back to being a punch line. Rumors have Thomas trying to swing a deal for Kevin Garnett in the offseason, but what the hell would Kevin McHale want on this roster? Whoever takes over this mess is going to have a tough job ahead of them. Good thing the Knicks can’t go bankrupt, although I am sure if they did it might help their salary cap situation which is nothing short of brutal. Isiah is thinking about the present, let the future be damned.

When Joe Dumars took over as Pistons executive VP in 200-01, he had some problems on his roster. His first big move was to move Grant Hill in a sign and trade to Orlando, who gave Detroit Ben Wallace and Chucky Atkins. Wallace is still with the team and is considered the best defensive and rebounding center in the league. He traded another soft offensive minded player in 2002, sending Jerry Stackhouse packing to the Wizards for Richard Hamilton. He signed the much moved Chauncey Billups in 2002, who is now an MVP candidate. He turned Chucky Atkins(along with Bob Sura and Zeljko Rebraca and a couple of first round picks) into Rasheed Wallace and Mike James, and the Pistons got Larry Brown his first NBA title, beating a heavily favored and star-laden Lakers team in 5 games. Yes, I know Dumars drafted Darko ahead of Carmelo Anthony and Dwayne Wade in the 2003 draft. Name another bad move he has made. Maybe he could have held onto Mike James. Getting Larry Brown to be the head coach and sending Carlisle packing made them an instant title contender, and they have been to the Finals two straight since that move. Flip Saunders has guided Detroit to a league best 44-9 as of this morning. He just traded Darko for cap space to re-sign Ben Wallace and Chauncey Billups. He has already been named NBA Executive of the Year once (2002-03).He is thinking about the present and the future. More importantly, the Pistons are in tremendous position for years to come when it comes to the cap and on-court performance.

Looking back, I would not be surprised if the fork in the road for these two came in when they left high school. Thomas was heavily recruited by Bob Knight and went to Indiana, won a national title and came into the NBA with plenty of hype. Dumars went to McNeese St and although he was a first round pick, really didn’t show up on any radar screens until Michael Jordan called him “the best defender I have ever faced”. Dumars has the NBA Sportsman of the Year award named after him. Thomas was kept off the original dream Team in 1992 because he was so disliked. He has made disparaging comments about Larry Bird in 1987 and helped staged and participate in a walk-off and on-court snubbing in the 1991 Eastern Conference Finals against the Bulls. Thomas has been quoted threatening columnists (like ESPN’s Bill Simmons) and has had sexual harassment suits leveled against him (although those are just allegations at this point). It has been a long time since Thomas and Dumars played side by side, on the same court, of equal stature. Dumars has shown us that hard work and common sense can pay off. Thomas has shown us shown us that money can’t but happiness, and certainly can’t buy a good basketball team. These guys were once one of the premier backcourts in the NBA. Fifteen years is a long time, isn’t it?

Scott Erickson? Is He Bringing His Wife?

Posted in Uncategorized on February 17, 2006 by cmsplog

Pitchers and catchers have now reported to spring training, and some interesting news has come out of camps already. The first snippet, of course, is that Kerry Wood has no timetable to resume throwing. There is a shocker right there. Who would have thought a workhorse-type like Wood, who has been so durable in his Major League career, would start off the season hurt? This is like saying Barry Bonds isn’t a team first guy. I am stunned and shocked by this development, as you all should be. What’s next, Mark Prior breaks his finger slamming it in a car door? The Cubs are already in trouble.

Scott Erickson signed a minor-league deal with the Yankees yesterday, supposedly on the advice of Jason Giambi, who I believe is lining up for a front office job when he retires. I always love it when the team acts on a player’s or former player’s advice (IE Doc Gooden for Gary Sheffield). Why even bother with a scouting department? Honestly, I say we just interview the players and ask them if there was anyone in the minors they thought “deserved a shot” or any former teammates who they might want to bring in from Japan or Newark. For the love of god, it was pretty obvious last year Erickson was the least talented half of his marriage. Yes he was a good pitcher once, but he has had two major arm surgeries. He doesn’t have much left. Maybe he pitches well enough to latch on with D-Rays or some other pitching starved team, but I don’t like the idea of it. Maybe Derek Jeter can get a buddy on his high school team an invitation. Of course, George Steinbrenner may threaten to run them over with his golf cart and make it a moot point, LOL. If you haven’t read the interview in the New York Post with Big Stein, go to http://www.newyorkpost.com and go into the sports section. It is a pretty funny read, to say the least. I guess George was joking and laughing while saying it, but if you didn’t know that while reading the article, you would think he was serious.

AJ Burnett will win no more than 10 games. Mark my words. He will take Carl Pavano’s “Darren Dreifort Award” away from him this year. I still think the Jay’s will be good enough to compete without any contribution from him, their offense will be great and I hope Roy Halladay comes back and better than ever. They can still contend, but for all you fellow fantasy owners, draft him at your own risk. Others I am staying away from this year…

1. Dontrelle Willis (how much run support will he get?)
2. Pedro Martinez (this toe thing just bothers me)
3. Barry Bonds (if you need to know why just take up knitting)
4. Eric Gagne (probably won’t be back to form for at least a year)
5. Roger Clemens (why bother using a pick on guy who might not pitch at all, and even if he does it won’t be until at least May? You can’t put him on the DL)
6. Kevin Millwood (Big contract, hitter’s park = big time drop-off)
7. Alfonso Soriano (His attitude sucks, his park is terrible for hitter’s, moving to a new league, I’m all set, thanks)
8. Carlos Delgado (every time the Mets sign a free agent slugger, what happens? see Vaughn, Mo for an example)
9. Garret Anderson (the word arthritis = pass to me)
10. Any of the White Sox starters (does anyone else smell a big dropoff here?)

I would release sleepers but I will wait until all my competitive drafts are complete (IE my Big Jab League and Androscoggin County Sheriff’s League). I already had one draft today and I feel pretty good about it. Pujols, Reyes, Furcal, Carpenter and Chacon were my favorite picks (I will tell you now, Shawn Chacon is going to win 20 games this year. One of my best friend’s, who is a Sox fan, agrees). Chacon will be the ace by the All-Star Break, you heard it here first.

Any one else in agreement with me that Ozzie Guillen should be punched in the face? If none have heard his recent interview, he basically says that Joe Torre, Jim Leyland, Bobby Cox, Tony LaRussa,Lou Piniella,and Sparky Anderson aren’t good managers. This from a man who advanced in the playoffs this year because of one of the worst umpire call since 1985. I didn’t care about the White Sox last year, now I can honestly say I root for nothing but bad things to happen to this team. I was picking the Tigers to win this division anyways, now I really hope I am right.

Well that’s all for now. Baseball season is here, so you will be reading more and more things from the blog. Until next time, it’s the last time….

Things I Never Thought I Would Say…

Posted in Uncategorized on February 7, 2006 by cmsplog

First off, I am officially glad football season is over. Yes I said it. No I haven’t lost my mind. This year’s playoffs were the single worst to watch since Baltimore won Super Bowl XXXV. The officiating was awful, the play on the field was even worse, and frankly, two weeks to hype up Seattle/Pitt is one week too many. I wish I would have listened to my brother-in-law, who told me he was done watching football after the Pats lost. I should have been done after watching the Colts go one and done, because that was yet another moment of vindication in my “Peyton will never win anything” argument. Oh well, that will teach me…

Secondly, here is hoping that this year’s NFL Draft keeps me from falling asleep. Last year’s draft was as bland as a cardboard pizza. With actual good players in this draft (Lendale White, Reggie Bush, Vince Young, DeAngelo Williams, D’Brickashaw Ferguson, and Jimmy Williams come to mind as players that will make a major impact on whomever gets them), I think this has a chance to be something that will keep my interest up and running. I am rooting for the Titans to get Young at Number 3 and The Patriots to get Deangelo at 21. I would be the happiest football fan in the world if that scenario plays out. Oh, and I still hate Mel Kiper, and I always will.

Vegas has already made Indianapolis the odds on favorite for next year. Of course, someone is forgetting that Edgerrin James is not coming back, but that’s ok. Yes I hate his nappy-ass dreadlocks and mouth full of gold teeth, but he is what makes that offense dangerous. Does Dominic Rhodes instill any fear in your heart? Me neither. I might sound like a homer here, but the Pats will be back next year. Mark my words, the Pats will be back.

By the way Fantasy baseball has already started. Thank you Yahoo!!!!!!!! I have my first live draft next week. I really need help, I am going to do like 16 live drafts before it’s all said and done. Someone needs to come up with a support group for this stuff. Soon. 1-800-ROTOGEEK, coming to a billboard near you.

8 days and 22 hours til pitchers and catcher’s report to Tampa, Yankee fans. Does anyone else see World Title number 27 coming to the Bronx this year? Of course, I also see the AARP handing out complimentary towels by the clubhouse entrance, but that’s beside the point. Oh and don’t think Lou Piniella isn’t watching this team intently, waiting for Torre to hint at retirement.

If you’ll excuse me, I am going to do some more research into this Ric Tocchet gambling ring thing. Smart move. Assistant head coach of the Coyotes is the bankroll for a bookmaking scheme, way to check backgrounds, Mr Gretzky, good call on that one….

For the love of god just play the game….

Posted in Uncategorized on February 3, 2006 by cmsplog

I have hated the two weeks of Super Bowl hype since I was a kid. I remember trying to figure out what I was going to do on the weekend in between, somehow it ended up with either watching the Celtics or playing video games. It is such a sad week, all you hear is overanalysis of the championship games, and everyone wants to be the first one to make their pick. By the way, I think I heard somewhere that Jerome Bettis is from Detroit, can someone confirm that for me?

The other thing that kills me is all week the media complained that noone was talking. All of a sudden, Jeremy Stevens and Joey Porter start trash talking, and the media is complaining about it!!! Make up your mind!!!! I think I know why he got shot in the ass outside a club last year, he runs his mouth like their is no tomorrow. He looks like 50 Cent after a bee sting. He talks about being the guy you wawhen walking down a dark alley. He has spent 3 days talking trash about the tight end!!!!! LET IT GO!!!!!! There is no reason for the their to be two weeks between the championship games and the Super Bowl, it’s too much. No wonder these guys get busted for getting hookers, they have too much time on their hands.

With that said, onto my game pick. I like Seattle in this game to win outright. They have a better offensive line, a more athletic defense, and, most importantly, a mobile quarterback that makes good decisions. Seattle 27-21. MVP-Joe Jurevicius or Lofa Tatupu. Best Prop – Kobe Bryant +8.5 point to score more than both teams combined. Take Kobe, he won’t want to be over shadowed on the day of the Super Bowl. Remember he scored 81 the Sunday of the title games. That’s all for now, I believe I am going to be dragged to Kittery this weekend so that I am able to have Sunday to do as I please (namely, play poker, drink beer, gamble on football games, and hope Mick Jagger stays clothed).