Wednesday Morning Quick Hitters

American League…YAAAAWNNNN….rides JD “Freakin” Drew to…YAAAAAWNNNN….a 15 inning World Series Home Field Advantage….YAAAWWWNN….victory. The biggest question of the night was why Dan Uggla didn’t win the MVP for the AL?!? And oh yeah…Josh Hamilton STILL doesn’t do heroin anymore.

Oh Joey P, owner of our Official Sponsor Chicago Dogs, 285 Route 1 Scarborough Maine, your hallowed hall in Philly is about to be FLATENED.

UPS misremembers delivering Kirk Radomski a package containing HGH for one Roger Clemens.

Apparently Jonathan Papelbon won’t be reading the New York Daily News while getting patted on the ass and drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee.

Yankees may NEED Barry Bonds!

Marcus Camby….guess we won’t be seeing you much anymore…sorry about that.

Tuesday Morning Quick Hitters

Josh Hamilton…..IS GOD!!!!! Oh and by the way Justin Morneau won.

K-Rod could possibly set the Jonathan Papelbon bar VERY high…filing for free agency after the season.

Peyton Manning has “procedure” on a bursa sac on his knee….so many jokes…so little time.

PEOPLE!!!!!! You can buy a WHOLE SEASON ticket for $300…Don’t succumb to Big Papi Fever!!

And now….a little golf….I used to love to watch Tom Watson play golf…I always felt he never got the credit or the notoriety because the era was so dominated by The Golden Bear, but Tom Watson had a sweet swing and played the game the way I thought that game should be played. Maybe that is a recollection of childhood, maybe it’s the truth…more likely somewhere in between..but it is British Open season, and with Tiger on the bench, now is as good as time as ever to look back and remember as Tom Watson plays his last Birkdale.

OOOOPS…Tim Donaghy, allegedly, may not be the only ref involved…SHOCKER!!!

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