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Wednesday Morning Quick Hitters

Posted in All Star Game, Barry Bonds, Dan Uggla, HGH, JD Drew, Jonathan Papelbon, Josh Hamilton, Kirk Radomski, Philadelphia Spectrum, Roger Clemens on July 16, 2008 by cmsplog

American League…YAAAAWNNNN….rides JD “Freakin” Drew to…YAAAAAWNNNN….a 15 inning World Series Home Field Advantage….YAAAWWWNN….victory. The biggest question of the night was why Dan Uggla didn’t win the MVP for the AL?!? And oh yeah…Josh Hamilton STILL doesn’t do heroin anymore.

Oh Joey P, owner of our Official Sponsor Chicago Dogs, 285 Route 1 Scarborough Maine, your hallowed hall in Philly is about to be FLATENED.

UPS misremembers delivering Kirk Radomski a package containing HGH for one Roger Clemens.

Apparently Jonathan Papelbon won’t be reading the New York Daily News while getting patted on the ass and drinking Dunkin Donuts coffee.

Yankees may NEED Barry Bonds!

Marcus Camby….guess we won’t be seeing you much anymore…sorry about that.